Well the holliday season is right around the corner and I had the idea of filing a 501c3 (non-profit IRS) to get a ligitimate "Damnation Army" off the ground. The collection people would ring bells but dress in hooded angel of death outfits like the monks of the middle ages.

THEN instead of handing-out free food we'd get a temporary liquor permit and buy a keg for all the boozehounds that wanted some. Have a piss-bum party in front of the jail downtown. The press release would make laughable reading until they found-out it wasn't a prank.

Fuck "salvation". Send em to hell on a rail! Hahhaha.

Swaz